?

Log in

No account? Create an account
 
 
15 February 2006 @ 04:11 pm
ccccxiii (bow to your sensei)  
You know it's a bad day of lecture when all you can focus on is the yellowness of your professor's socks.


Last session they were red. Oh, the colours of the rainbow before me.


...


Yes, I did my homework. Why do you ask?
I will admit, however, that I allowed myself to blank out quite a few times - especially when he started out today with "Writing an essay is a lot like sex."
 
 
iTunes: paul oakenfold / ready steady go
 
 
 
sevenandsevenissevenandsevenis on February 16th, 2006 01:25 am (UTC)
seriously.
Beni_am_here_now on February 16th, 2006 01:42 am (UTC)
it always irks me when people say "[insert topic] is a lot like sex", because it usually has nothing to do with it at all.
DeviatedNormdeviatednorm on February 16th, 2006 02:19 am (UTC)
And, often, sex isn't something you want to think of in connection with your professor.
Brandy: imitationbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 09:16 am (UTC)

BINGO.
milo___inlovemilo___inlove on February 16th, 2006 06:03 am (UTC)
Well, I mean it kind of is. You can't just up an type that bitch out, you gotta woo the essay a little first. You know, foreplay? It's called your introductory sentence.
Brandy: confrontationbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 09:17 am (UTC)

Well, the thing is, this guy's sorta different from all that. He wants us to do away with the idea of introductory sentences and that five-point essay format we learnt in high school. Ach, it's rough to explain.
milo___inlovemilo___inlove on February 16th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
O RLY? I'm interested.
milo___inlovemilo___inlove on February 16th, 2006 03:26 pm (UTC)
Either way this doesn't sound like sex at all.
Brandy: elevationbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 08:46 pm (UTC)

You've been having the wrong kind of sex, then!


...apparently.
The One who Touched youxshadowdancerx on February 16th, 2006 06:46 am (UTC)
Teachers shouldn't say sex. It's wrong.
Neisius: MegaBusa!neisius on February 16th, 2006 07:28 am (UTC)
unless they are female with long brown hair up in a bun and glasses and big boobs...you know like in the movies when the hot teacher does the whole glasses off hair let down move.
Brandy: afflictionbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 09:20 am (UTC)

sigh... alas, not this term. I think last time was a bloke, too. He reminded me a little bit of Dian Bachar (yanno, Choda Boy).
Neisius: Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhneisius on February 16th, 2006 09:56 am (UTC)
and we all know how much you want to make Choda Boy your little bitch
Brandybrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 10:23 am (UTC)

Oh, he is. He just doesn't know it yet.
dot dot dotagentelrond on February 16th, 2006 02:08 pm (UTC)
But they have to let their hair down in slow motion, preferably with "Hot for Teacher" playing in the background at some point.
Brandy: affirmationbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 08:48 pm (UTC)

Hot for Teacher



Way to make you feel old.
dot dot dot: questionsagentelrond on February 16th, 2006 11:02 pm (UTC)
Huh?
Is that before neisius's time or something?
Brandybrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 11:13 pm (UTC)

Not really, no. You two are nearly two years apart, though.



look! I'm rhyming!
The One who Touched youxshadowdancerx on February 17th, 2006 12:47 am (UTC)
What if I was a teacher and I wore my hair in a bun and I had the short plaid skirt and knee high white socks? And all of the sudden time moved in slow motion and my hair came flowing down to my butt and I threw the glasses off and....yea, lol. I'm at school and bored til 6. Catch ya later
Brandy: afflictionbrandelyn on February 17th, 2006 01:49 am (UTC)

o rly.
Neisius: meiconneisius on February 17th, 2006 05:13 am (UTC)
now that's what I'm talking about
thewhimmedthewhimmed on February 16th, 2006 06:56 am (UTC)
..he's either had some really good essays.. or all really bad sex.
Brandy: protestationbrandelyn on February 16th, 2006 09:21 am (UTC)

You see this? this is me not going there. :p